Nothing helps time in isolation like a little woof woof, a little bark bark grr grr ruff ruff. Talking DOGS. But remember: sometimes a pet is just a friend who will watch you die. After you're gone, they might even do more than watch! Nibble nibble, crunch crunch.

Invocation

Ruff ruff yip yip

Liturgical Reading: “The Recovered Diary”

Woodrow’s Burden

Ohhhh a special guest is coming in two weeks, until then enjoy a 522 Club next week.

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