On part two of our epic sea-faring adventure, Alastair explores the mystery island he finds himself marooned on... but what is former DK Vine staffer Andrey doing there? Meanwhile, the rest of the crew of the S.S. Badass finds themselves adrift in all directions. Chad and Hyle explore homosexuality, cannibalism, and both Donkey Kong Country Returns and the Donkey Kong -centric issue of Retro Gamer.

Janell, now with the raft to herself, befriends two familiar parrots and subjects them to a Kremling-themed edition of The Jungle Shore. Jeremy, left behind on the pirate freighter, finds time for a trivia segment with DK Vine Forum member Rarewhere Lover and a (WHATEVER JEREMY'S REMIX IS). Meanwhile, our crew's (un)faithful antagonist, other former DK Vine staffer Aussie Ben, finds himself imprisoned by his own batshit insanity and Shigeru Miyamoto.

Just when you think things can't get any more absurd, the line between online serialized audio adventure and video game commentary gets blurred even more, leaving Janell with balls to the face.

Yeah, that's right.

Hosts: Hyle Russell, Chad McCanna

Special Thanks: Alastair Craig, Jeremy Thorn, Janell Gibbons, Ben Kosmina, Andrey Summers, J.R. Stone

Post Production: Chad McCanna, Jeremy Thorn, Alastair Craig

Music: Jeremy Thorn

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