The party's established their base camp on the ground, so now it's time to go out on their very first expedition! A romp down to a town by the sea, what could go wrong? It's not like the world ended or anyth--oh, wait.

Vons thinks traditional equipment is overrated. Aracyne passes notes in class. Grickx guides the invisible hand. Elara makes the opening credits. Wealthy finds a really weird place to pee.

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