Primary Attribute

By Primary Attribute Cast

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through ... more

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The podcast currently has 240 episodes available.

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August 20, 2025 207 – The Locker Room is Just a Cool Place for Dudes to Hold Hands
The temple has become unstuck in time, and the party's determined to fix it while also averting a potential apocalypse. It's all very stressful! At least there's snacks?
Steamboat Willie holds hands. Jyessi socially defaults. Cool Vons asks how someone's doing. Weldroa learns a new trick.
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1h 38min
August 14, 2025 206 – When You Sit on Somebody’s Face and They Just Won’t Shut Up
The party tries to puzzle out the mysteries of this dark and eldritch temple. Buttons are pressed, notes are taken, blobs are blorped, and more! They even hatch a plan to try and take advantage of this place's strange ways to not just survive, but thrive.
Steamboat Willie takes a side. Cool Vons leans on his charisma. Wealdroa falls down. Jyessi wins a race.
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1h 18min
August 09, 2025 205 – A Temple Lost to Time
The temple is dark and deep and full of strange things. Mysterious crystals, collapsed passages, and an all-encompassing mist are just the start. The party isn't deterred, though. Let's see how they do.
Cool Vons feels around. Steamboat Willie pushes through. Weldroa uses the rubber band technique. Jyessi opens a drawer.
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1h 3min
August 02, 2025 204 – I Could Eat
The party attempts to escape an anthill: part 2 in an ongoing saga. Including a couple more firelit hangouts!
Steamboat Willie falls with style. Jyessi's mom-senses are tingling. Grickx follows the leader. Cool "Baja Blast" Vons sees the signs. Wealdroa wants in. Original Recipe Vons attempts The Talk.
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58min
July 26, 2025 203 – Fireside Chats
The ants have been defeated, at least for now, by the mighty power of bad smells. The party tries to find their way out of this anthill and back down towards the core. Tries.
Grickx asks the question everyone's been thinking about. Jyessi bumps a shoulder. Cool Vons assesses the damage. Weldroa wonders what happened to an old friend. Vons and Steamboat Willie catch some zzz's.
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58min
July 19, 2025 SA016 – Sword Sprinter (Part 2)
It's time for the thrilling conclusion to Sword Sprinter! Our sword sprinters survived a construct attack and took down one suspect, with only an 80's-movie-acceptable number of bystander casualties, but they still have the remaining three to catch. Including the most dastardly of all: their ringleader, Mit.
Lucky considers the gravity of the situation. Vons brings an electric energy to the EDM scene. Wealthy coins a catchphrase.
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1h 30min
July 13, 2025 SA015 – Sword Sprinter (Part 1)
It's time for another acting! Whit takes the CK chair as we explore a dystopia... A *different* dystopia! Where a pack of rogue constructs is on the loose, and three of the best sword sprinters in history are brought out of retirement for one last case.
Vons notices the wrong thing. Wealthy definitely knows how to approach a suspect. Lucky goes off-script with her sympathies.
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1h 27min
July 03, 2025 202 – This is How You Get Ants
The party fights giant ants while perched precariously at the edge of a chasm. It must be a day that ends in y.
Vons has an unfortunate sleepytime. Steamboat Willie, in a shocking departure from party procedure, checks his firing angle. Grickx, in fact, dealt it. Cool Vons does a cool flip. Jyessi has basic food safety standards. Wealdroa teaches someone the magic word.
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1h 10min
June 28, 2025 201 – Controlled Yeeting
The party works their way deeper into the maintenance tunnels and finds strange passages cut into the stone. What could be on the other side? Will it be hazardous to life and limb? Safe and boring? Drive them mad? Take their lunch money?
At least it's a nice direct route.
Original Recipe Vons leaps across the depths. Steamboat Willie has an elegant shaft. Jyessi deflects. Cool Vons maintains formation. Grickx uses the Skate Park Editor. Wealthy has disastrous aim.
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51min
June 20, 2025 200 – The Big Two-Oh-Oh
It's our 200th episode! We take a break from our regularly-scheduled adventuring to check the mailbag and answer the questions inside. Thanks for being with us for 200 episodes. We hope you join us for many more to come!
Ian makes everything sad somehow. Whit conducts the Question Ritual. Adam talks Skittles. Erin reflects on character contrasts. Kelly provides clarity on the matter of hypothetical guilt.
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1h 16min

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The podcast currently has 240 episodes available.