In the 7th episode of College Conniptions, Ethan and Peter dive deep into the most pertinent issues. Putting John Oliver to shame, Peter and Ethan test out their “three weeks ago tonight” edition of the podcast. In it, they discuss:

* Teachers are taking the paddle to your children

* Debt forgiveness for the wealthy to save the poor

* Dark Brandon rises

* Partisan Illuminati baby-eating DOJ witch-hunt Mar-a-Lago raid

* Republicans go broke

Tune in for a good time!

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