In the 7th episode of College Conniptions, Ethan and Peter dive deep into the most pertinent issues. Putting John Oliver to shame, Peter and Ethan test out their “three weeks ago tonight” edition of the podcast. In it, they discuss:

* Teachers are taking the paddle to your children

* Debt forgiveness for the wealthy to save the poor

* Dark Brandon rises

* Partisan Illuminati baby-eating DOJ witch-hunt Mar-a-Lago raid

* Republicans go broke

Tune in for a good time!

Welcome back to another episode of College Conniptions! In our sixth episode, we pick up where we left off and finally decide to review the rest of the Supreme Court cases that have happened.

Ethan and Peter, joined by special guest Isaac, are back to give you deep insight into some of the most important limiting principles today, talking about:

* Yelling fire in a crowded movie theater

* Prayer time with the homies

* Learning outdated constitutional law in your AP Gov class

* Let the executive agencies burn

* Assault weapons in public

* Being terminally online in the grocery store

Welcome back to a very special episode of College Conniptions! In our 5th podcast episode, we are joined by the political juggernaut Isaac Moskowitz for a conversation too long to fit in a single episode.

In this episode, you can look forward to:

* How to invoke Locke to justify abortion

* Staying “logically consistent”

* Defining every limiting principle in existence

* Failing to cover more than just Dobbs

* Why Ketanji Brown Jackson literally caused the Russo-Ukrainian conflict

* Isaac Moskowitz DESTROYS originalist constitutional arguments (epic)

Welcome back to the 4th episode of College Conniptions!

In the longest episode to date, Ethan and Peter have regained their footing and deliver nothing but quality programming for your listening pleasure. With a wealth of research under their belt, Ethan and Peter dive into still-relevant topics such as:

* The Dangerous Game comes to America

* How to get your hunting permits for RINO season

* Why you will be living with your parents after college

* How to ruin children from the get-go

* Indoctrination academies coming to a province near you!

* Stimulating the economy to slow it down

* A Taylor Lorenz hate-fest

Welcome back to our third episode of College Conniptions!

This one covers everything that was happening two weeks ago, all because we knew you’d need a refresher (and because I forgot to edit it for a while).

With the least preparation to date, Ethan and Peter take the stand to discuss the important events that are now in our rearview mirror such as:

* Biden has decided to acknowledge inflation in the WSJ by writing about how great the economy is doing

* There just so happens to be lots of guns in America

* How to drink and drive responsibly (Don’t drink and drive)

* Georgia just can’t stop rampant election fraud!

* Jim Crow 2.0 seems to backfire

* The Supreme Court strikes again!

What’s better than a billionaire buying entire companies?

Who else is loving these gas prices?

Is Russia a sinking ship? Or are their ships sinking?

Is there anybody worse than the French?

Lucky undocumented immigrants score a sweet free vacation to D.C???

Is now a bad time to accidentally get pregnant?

On this week’s conniption, Peter Gattuso and Ethan Sweeney cover most of these things and more! Tune in for your favorite hour of the week!

Is Disney gay? Or not gay enough?

Does Florida have any human rights?

Just how bald is Bob Chapek?

What’s the over-under on the US economy?

How long can two people complain about Covid?

Is there a life hack for free money? Yes!

How’s Ukraine holding up? Can we somehow escalate this situation?

Is the treasure the Russian Oligarch Yachts you steal? Or was the real treasure the pirates you met along the way?

Most of these questions and more answered on the very first episode of the Conntrarian podcast College Conniptions! Please enjoy and come back for the next!