It's episode ELEVEN my brethren! You'll definitely need Jesus after this... We're talking Spring Break crimes and sexcapades. Jen tells us about the disappearance of Brittanee Drexel and gator pits, while Haley traumatizes us all again with her story about a gangster named Butterfly and Bath & Body Works new candle scent- "decomposing flesh and rotting hay"! We also prove that ASTROLOGY IS REAL and Haley has a nipple obsession. We might or might not also talk a little sh*t about you guys, just sayin'... Don't ask questions.

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