Death and D*cks

We’re sure you’ve wanted to f*ck a musician or 3 before...we all have a little groupie inside us, and this week for our CONCERT themed 31st episode we’re letting it all out! Jen tells us about the disaster of the Altamont Speedway Concert and how one should NEVER hire Hells Angels for security, while Haley tells us about how sometimes you can’t have all the fame and fortune when someone else is mentally unstable and jealous of it. Then we get into a very detailed story a Reddit user shared about a threesome with a famous 30 Seconds to Mars singer *wink wink* and again we pose you with a deep philosophical question - are show-ers even real? Because we both know growers are… but honestly who has EVER had a show-er?! If you have, send us your story or we won’t believe you. Happy Friday creeps and freaks!

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Forgive us creeps and freaks, for we have sinned. Episode 29 is all about PRIESTS and how they definitely shouldn’t be priests. Jen tells the tale of the only priest executed in the US and Haley tells us about a priest, his mistress, and a Crab Apple tree. We know, that’s a lot to take in. Then we share our new knowledge of the odd fetish called “cake-sitting”, which doesn’t sound half bad, and that “spiritual guidance” could be more pleasureful than one might think. Finally we ‘wrap it all up’ with stories about the devil’s d*ck. Yep, you didn’t read that wrong.

Theme or crime to suggest? Story to tell? Always anonymous. Let us know! [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])

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Pardon us, we MUSTACHE you a question… Are you ready for episode 28?! This week we’re idiots and didn’t plan ahead for a 4th of July episode, so it’s about mustaches instead! Jen talks about the nipple slicin’ Vampire of Sacramento, Richard Chase, and Haley about kidnapper Ariel Castro. We have a listener story in response to our “Is Squirting A Myth?” episode in which she explains it indeed, is not. Jen also gives us an update on Groot and his bratwurst dick before explaining the most disturbing looking sex toy of all time. Lastly, mark your calendars and don’t forget to celebrate November 18th - national “have sex with a man with a mustache” day and then tell us about it! Happy Friday creeps and freaks!

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Hey ya creeps and freaks and welcome to episode 27! This week we’re talkin’ all things out in PUBLIC - murder, sex, you know the drill. Jen discusses the murder of Kitty Genovese and the resulting psychological “bystander effect” aka being a garbage person, and Haley tells us about the murder of Dana Lowery that was solved 13 years later thanks to the Doe Network Organization. This week we have another listener story from the same eloquent gentlemen as last week about how he got it on with a girl with one leg...in the car...while driving...and Haley tells us the best places to hook up in public while we discuss if we have, haven’t, or would never. Happy Friday!

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Oh...is this thing on? You’re gonna want to grab a drink for episode 24, because it’s INTOXICATION themed! This week Jen talks about the controversial arrest of a local bartender for over-serving a patron who then went on to commit the worst crime in Plano history. Then Haley tells us the most frustrating story ever about the Smiley Face Murders, or maybe lack thereof? Also, how creepy is a corpse with it’s arms crossed…? Ew. We then discuss the differences between sex when you’re high vs drunk and of course we have some drunk hookup horror stories!

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Nobody likes you when you’re (episode) 23, except hopefully you creeps and freaks! This week is truly our shortest and most efficient episode ever, we really don’t know how we did it, and our theme is AIRPLANES! Most airplane crimes are pretty cut and dry, so we give you 4 different quickies - two of which happen during a time when you could literally purchase life insurance from a vending machine before boarding the plane... What a time. We then tell you exactly how to hook up on an airplane and get away with it (or at least make the flight attendants not hate you/semi respect you for your efforts) and the best way to smuggle sex toys in your luggage. And finally, we realize how thankful we are for living in “The Land of The Free and Home of The Vibrators”.

We now have a Patreon and we have no clue what we’re doing! Tell us what you want to see or what merch you’d be interested in. Any donations, send us your address and you’ll have a D&D sticker coming your way!

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I don’t know about you, but we’re feelin’ 22! This week’s episode theme is about the state that has all the craziest headlines in the country… You guessed it - FLORIDA! This week Jen tells us about a killer house party (pun intended) and 69 grow houses, while Haley discusses an awful man who tried to be a teacher, a priest, and then a cop...all things you should NOT be when you’re a garbage person. Then we list off some of the best (worst) sex-involved FL headlines, Floridians favorite sex toy, and nighttime road head. We also wonder who even uses blow up dolls? And why? It’s like f*cking a pool float cup holder. We don’t get it. 

We now have a Patreon and we have no clue what we’re doing! Tell us what you want to see or what merch you’d be interested in. Any donations, send us your address and you’ll have a D&D sticker coming your way!

Theme or crime to suggest? Story to tell? Always anonymous. Let us know! [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])

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Episode 20 is here! Your sex is on fire but our voices aren’t, sorry in advance. This week we’re discussing fire-related crimes including the disappearance of Joey Offutt and the many many wrongdoings of Carl Panzram. We also discuss the science of week-old hamburger meat, give you the definition of sodomy (just in case you were wondering), and contemplate what it would be like to be drunk and disorderly at 7 YEARS OLD. We then ask the hard hitting question, “Am I aroused...or do I have frostbite?” because we’ve all wondered that before...right? RIGHT?!

We now have a Patreon and we have no clue what we’re doing! Tell us what you want to see or what merch you’d be interested in. Any donations, send us your address and you’ll have a D&D sticker coming your way!

Theme or crime to suggest? Story to tell? Always anonymous. Let us know! [email protected]

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How the hell do we already have 19 episodes? We’re not sure, but here it is. Episode 19 is food themed and we’re a little too excited about it. Mr. Grey joins us again as Jen discusses a whiskey to tea ratio and how Issei Sagawa is a thigh-man, while Haley tells us about more human soup made by the b*tch slasher herself - Katherine Knight. We consider the important questions like - how would you skin a penis? And, what would your last meal be on death row? Then we end with some great and not-so-great advice on how to keep your heart healthy and you d*ck strong. Always remember creeps and freaks... don’t waste the frosty!

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Happy episode 18 creeps and freaks! This week we’re discussing the sweet springtime and the crimes that come with it. Jen explains the murder of Kelly Tinyes and Haley tells us about the Butcher of Hanover! We also discuss black market pork, werewolves, Sweeney Todd, and more! Then we dive into why people are more horny in the springtime, what spring-themed sex toys are available, and how Jen is going to get Haley a vibrator! How is a WW2 bayonet still used as a weapon in today’s times? We have no idea - listen and find out!

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