There’s no cute saying about the number 17… but welcome to our 17th episode anyway! This week we’re discussing (on purpose) true-crimes that movies were based off of, Snowtown and Wolf Creek, and (on accident) Australian serial killers from the 90’s! Jen doesn’t know measurements while we discuss how deep one's forehead skin is in the event you get stabbed there, Haley tells us about her Uber nightmare, and there are so. many. balls. Not to mention a missing head, onion cheese, and petrified kangaroo carcasses. No, we’re not making this sh*t up. Finally, we delve into the twelve weirdest types of porn and wonder if there are holes in furry suits? And how can you rent a bank vault? Hmm...

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It’s our Sweet 16! This week is hotel-themed and your favorite Mexican and #1 Stan, Eli, joins us again as we discuss The Cecil Hotel and Room 1046! Together we delve into bird murder, the Korean elevator game, and sh*t even Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine crew couldn’t figure out. Then Eli proposes to Haley and they proceed to fist bump 12 times throughout the episode... Jen counted. Eli tells us his own hotel hookup story, Jen tells hers, and Haley reads two listener stories because you creeps & freaks are the BEST and know that the best way to get over a man is to get under another one! We know this one is a LONG af, but trust us, it’s worth it if you wanna laugh your a*s off. 

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This episode is a sh*t show, but a funny one at that. Episode 15 is DOLL themed. Creepy right? Yeah, you don’t even know yet. Also on this week’s episode, we have another guest! Our #1 fan and your favorite Mexican, Eli joins us and talks about what “heels to Jesus” means. This week, Jen discusses the “Toy-Box Killer”/the worst thing you’ve ever heard and Haley tells us about when smart people go bad! We also get into graphic detail about sex dolls, including their Carfax reports, and put Eli through “The Dating Game”! To top it all off, we tell you about some high-tech sex toys including a vibrator with airplane mode and a few of our own pocket p*ssy tales. Hope you creeps and freaks enjoy!

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WARNING - This is the most non-family-friendly family episode EVER. Legit, the first story we discuss is probably the most disturbing we’ve covered so far. Again, please be warned. In episode 14 we discuss family crimes including the Watts family murders, pathetic Henry Chau, and how to not achieve something important before you’re 30! After this, you’ll never think of BBQ pork the same way ever again… Jen talks about “marketing” at Sara’s Secret, Haley purrs a lot, and we cover the logistics of conjoined twin sex. Mr Grey joins us again and teaches us what “pushing rope” means and we all hope you never have to encounter that or starfish sex. You all deserve so much more. Lastly, it’s JUST ANGUS. Just Angus.

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This week we have our FIRST EVER guest! Mr. Grey joins us in the fort to give his two cents on our crazy stories. On this 13th episode we're discussing social media - Jen tells us about a not-so-well-known CreepyPasta caused murder and the "babyface" killer, while Haley tells us about the unsolved murder of Abby&Libby and how their best evidence was captured by Snapchat. Mr. Grey does math and as of now, is still alive. We also tell you the 5 "freakiest" dating sites (no, FarmersOnly.com is not one of them), give our opinions on the dying porn industry, and Haley raps Eminem in her carebear voice! We love you creeps and freaks!

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We're sorry in advance for this one... Episode 12 is dedicated to the crazy Irish and obvi St Patrick's Day! In normal "American" fashion, to celebrate, we got a little drunk. This episode Jen tells the story of when she twerked on a cop car, Kenneth O'Brien's murder and how his torso ended up in a suitcase, and Haley tells us about cadaver farms, the Sheila Hawkins dance, and the "near perfect" murder. Once again we serenade you, twice, to combat the "pure carnage" and "fountain f*cking". #MurderMuseum #Trademark #SorryForSlurring

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It's episode ELEVEN my brethren! You'll definitely need Jesus after this... We're talking Spring Break crimes and sexcapades. Jen tells us about the disappearance of Brittanee Drexel and gator pits, while Haley traumatizes us all again with her story about a gangster named Butterfly and Bath & Body Works new candle scent- "decomposing flesh and rotting hay"! We also prove that ASTROLOGY IS REAL and Haley has a nipple obsession. We might or might not also talk a little sh*t about you guys, just sayin'... Don't ask questions.

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Every week we think we can't get any weirder....and yet here we are. TEN weeks into gettin' weird af. This week we tell you guys about some killer couples, including the Sunset Strip Slayers (not to be confused with Las Vegas...we don't know where tf we are), a guy that had a 26 day marriage (which beats Kim Kardashian's record), and the elusive open marriage/swinger culture. Haley gives us a lesson on "when in doubt, pinky out" and tells us about being single and homeless, while Jen rips her f*cking pants "on air" and explains her recent experience with temperature play. Then naturally, because we're insane, we must serenade you once again - but this time featuring Spongebob. Oh, and there's more body parts in boxes... You're welcome.

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Nine and fine - this episode is a doozy. Hold on your tits ladies, cause this one's gonna hurt. This week's theme is cults! Jen tells a tale about the heart medication/sex cult, NXIVM, and Haley discusses the Satan-worshiping and breast-slicing Chicago Rippers. We also have a surprise feature of John Wayne Gacy, learn that cum is NOT an antiseptic (but vodka is), and make some furniture float! Not only that, but you're serenaded once again by the angelic stylings of Death and D*cks with our rendition of "Hey Mickey". Also, more nipple belts. We're sorry in advance.

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Happy Valentine's Day ya creeps! We hope you don't have to pee during this episode....cause we don't help. This week we feel the theme is pretty obvious... both Jen and Haley discuss *NOT ON PURPOSE* unsolved cases that occurred on Valentine's Days past. As usual we go on too many tangents including some weird stuff about Avenger super-hero teens, strap-on sex, and Haley learns what a self-winding watch is and that Arnold Schwarzenegger was the Governor of California. Also, we have a LISTENER UPDATE from last week's fetish episode! 

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