Nine and fine - this episode is a doozy. Hold on your tits ladies, cause this one's gonna hurt. This week's theme is cults! Jen tells a tale about the heart medication/sex cult, NXIVM, and Haley discusses the Satan-worshiping and breast-slicing Chicago Rippers. We also have a surprise feature of John Wayne Gacy, learn that cum is NOT an antiseptic (but vodka is), and make some furniture float! Not only that, but you're serenaded once again by the angelic stylings of Death and D*cks with our rendition of "Hey Mickey". Also, more nipple belts. We're sorry in advance.

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