Episode 7 is quite the EYE opener...you'll get it later... The theme this week is FETISHES! Jen tells us about the Shoe Fetish Slayer, and Haley the Dallas Eyeball Killer. We also discuss the greatest combo-article ever about hybristophilia, and that there are people in the world who have fetishized just about anything (trees, bird-f*ckers, vomit, you get the picture). Not only that, but we also read TWO listener stories about their encounters with intense BDSM on a first date and a blue wolf furry costume.

This episode is dedicated to all the chickens who've lost their lives due to fetishes - we know you, we haven't forgotten you, and we love you. Rest In Peace.

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Y'all....we might be biased, but this is by far our best episode yet! Six rhymes with d*cks and we're in a f*cking fort discussing all things zodiac/astrology/horoscopes (or whore-oscopes, if you will). During this episode Jen realizes she was a murdering gypsy in a past life, and Haley still doesn't know words. Together we discuss too many doctors to keep straight, posthumous relief via murder scrapbooks, and the Cassanova Killer.

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This week's theme is one we've planned from the conception of Death and D*cks...the military episode! Jen discusses the idiots of the Fort Carson Murder Spree, Haley tells us an uplifting tale about three dynamite-wielding 14-year-old girls, and we find out about the cheating military wife version of Ashley Madison. This episode also features our FIRST LISTENER STORY EVER titled, "Nice Guys Finish Twice", and indeed, he does.

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Hometown shmotown, this week we discuss ax wielding housewives, how Taco Bueno curbs murderous hunger, and annoying high school sex.

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Vacation Sensation

Happy Birthday!

The Great Outdoors