Pardon us, we MUSTACHE you a question… Are you ready for episode 28?! This week we’re idiots and didn’t plan ahead for a 4th of July episode, so it’s about mustaches instead! Jen talks about the nipple slicin’ Vampire of Sacramento, Richard Chase, and Haley about kidnapper Ariel Castro. We have a listener story in response to our “Is Squirting A Myth?” episode in which she explains it indeed, is not. Jen also gives us an update on Groot and his bratwurst dick before explaining the most disturbing looking sex toy of all time. Lastly, mark your calendars and don’t forget to celebrate November 18th - national “have sex with a man with a mustache” day and then tell us about it! Happy Friday creeps and freaks!

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