This week's topics include radioactive fruit, manly glass-filled cake, a flood of wine, a rain of eels, the solution to manspreading, wholesome prank calls, the legality of horse poo, and our new favourite band Eggsac. It's just as dumb as it sounds. You're welcome.

Gross eel photos available here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-14/truck-carrying-hagfish-eels-overturns-on-oregon-highway/8708822