We recorded this after 10pm, so buckle up, because it's loose, babyyyy. We gossip about Ashley's favorite weekend spot: The Laundromat, and Lauren talks about historically weird musical instrument, the Glass Armonica. We ask ourselves about emojis as punctuation and crypto as a red flag, and talk about an entire website a man built for dating, a local earthquake, and Ashley's competency kink. Tangents include family papers, podcasts we've been on, weird musical instruments, Squirrel Island, Freemasonry, and plenty more. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.