What's really causing the worker shortage in the United States? Fears of the coronavirus? Lack of childcare? Low pay and lack of benefits? No! If you thought ANY of these were the right answer, you've been brainwashed by the lamestream media. Join us as we the solve the mystery the missing workers. And the man with the smoking gun (or should we say smoking rocket?) is none other than Jeff Bezos. Along the way, you'll learn why every crouton matters and why you should be very, very afraid of round wheels. To the moon, Alexa!