Camo•Foil

Did you think we were going to make another episode? Yes, we did! Unlike the McRib, we're never off the menu. Join us as we discuss the virtue of Russian democracy and ask why we were never allowed to vote to annex ourselves to Russia. Even though the United States is the more perfect nation ever in the history of universe, we discuss ways to make the United States perfecter by improving our election system. After all, if our elections are so great, why do we have to keep doing them over and over again? 

After a very brief pause, we're back (no thanks to the FBI). Listen as we deconstruct the Supreme Court and rebuild in its rightful image (i.e. God's). We also give you a tour of the Constitution, which doesn't say nearly as much as the Democrats want us to believe (Puff the Magic Dragon). Stay tuned for instructions on how to make your own hair constitution and how YOU might become the next Suepreme Court Justice! Shout out to our newest listener, Elon Musk! 

Will Elon Musk buy Twitter? We may never know but WE have some suggestions for what he could do with the money instead. Build Trump statues? Give aid to the Russian military? Send dinosaurs to the Moon? There are more possibilities than characters in a tweet! Along the way, we make some friends and discuss socialism in physical education textbooks. Our episode wraps up with some musings - or shall we say muskings - on what we'll be able to say now that speech is finally free on Twitter. Thank god billionaires and corporations are protecting our rights because no one else will. 

Not so long, long ago in a galaxy very nearby....

Looking for a more realistic view of LA and a New Hope (TM) for the future, check out this episode in which we review the director's cut of Blade Runner! We provide the review that the lamestream media doesn't want you to hear. Listen as we summarize the plot and clearly explain how this chapter in the Star Wars epic saga relates to the wider Star Wars universe. We also explore connections to other overlooked films in the Star Wars canon such as Splash, Cool Runnings, Blade, and the Old Testament. Make sure to listen this episode BEFORE watching the movie (don't worry absolutely NO SPOILERS but no blades or runners either, boo). There has never been a more pro-business, anti-government movie in the history of leftist Hollywood and, unless you listen to this first, you'll never see it.  You'll never be confused again after hearing our in-depth and detailed overview of the adventures of Han Solo in Los Angeles 2019. Hello utopia!!!!

Happy New Year! Thankfully, this episode, which we recorded in October, survived Y2K and is still relevant! To open the 2022 season of Camo Foil, we tackle the complex topic of the economy and the question of the debt ceiling. Learn what those eggheads in Washington don't want you to know about Big Ceiling and how corporate sponsorship will make us solvent again. Has anyone seen that trillion dollar coin yet? Probably not because it's lodged in a vending machine at a rest stop in Florida. Fortunately, we're here to tell you what that beautiful coin looks like. It is a true celebration of American leadership and technological prowess (as is the government debt billboard from Frank, Matt's neighbor). So, enjoy this episode and make it last because who knows when our corporate sponsors and the woke mob will let us speak to the public again. We recommend listening to this episode on 0.5x. By the way, this episode brought to you by Party City Helium Balloons (but not really). 

On your marks, get set, go to your DVR and erase the 2021 Olympics before you watch them and listen to us instead! We spare you the horrors of the anti-American, anti-Trump propaganda machine that is the modern Olympics. We high jump over the bar of disinformation and global unity that prevents you from crashing on to the mat of truth. Learn how the lack of critical race theory in schools is putting American athletes at a 'uge disadvantage on the international stage. Speaking of international, we're not sure how we feel about that. It kind of sounds anti-American to us. How about you? Did you NOTICE that the Olympics didn't even take place on the American time zone? And why wasn't President Trump a part of team USA? These are some of the questions we explore, while reminding everyone of FDR's famous protest at the 1948 Olympics Track and Field events. It's probably the only thing he did RIGHT - too bad he wasn't still president. And finally, listen closely to get the inside scoop on the Gluegate scandal that got the sham, internationalist, anti-America Olympics in a very sticky situation. 

What's really causing the worker shortage in the United States? Fears of the coronavirus? Lack of childcare? Low pay and lack of benefits? No! If you thought ANY of these were the right answer, you've been brainwashed by the lamestream media. Join us as we the solve the mystery the missing workers. And the man with the smoking gun (or should we say smoking rocket?) is none other than Jeff Bezos. Along the way, you'll learn why every crouton matters and why you should be very, very afraid of round wheels. To the moon, Alexa! 

Digital houses - from foe to friend in under thirty five minutes. In this episode, we discuss all the fabulous and terrifying aspects of digital homeownership. How do handle noisy guests that have the audacity to disagree with your political views? Who or what will be in your canon of cannons? How many shades of orange will your at digital home tanning saloon offer? Learn how to transform your bitcoins into the digital bunker of your dreams. 

Join us in this episode as we expose the terrors of the stimulus bill that Congress just passed (we mean the first one). Where have all the pictures of Donald Trump gone? Did you even notice that they had disappeared? Do you know what's really happening on Mars? And, if NASA does find life there, should it be given US citizenship automatically? We think not because we all know extraterrestrials vote Democrat! Learn how this new "spending" bill will require us all to kneel at the National Anthem and prevents the US government from endorsing Christianity (Baby Jesus is sad). And, as if that wasn't enough, just wait till you hear about the statues and how people will be paid an astronomical $15.00 an hour to build statues only to tear them down (US taxpayers are sad just like Baby Jesus). There's too many horrors to discuss! So, keep listening as we read most of the most outrageous parts of this bill aloud. We dedicate this episode to Senator Ron Johnson, a true American patriot.