Join us in this episode as we expose the terrors of the stimulus bill that Congress just passed (we mean the first one). Where have all the pictures of Donald Trump gone? Did you even notice that they had disappeared? Do you know what's really happening on Mars? And, if NASA does find life there, should it be given US citizenship automatically? We think not because we all know extraterrestrials vote Democrat! Learn how this new "spending" bill will require us all to kneel at the National Anthem and prevents the US government from endorsing Christianity (Baby Jesus is sad). And, as if that wasn't enough, just wait till you hear about the statues and how people will be paid an astronomical $15.00 an hour to build statues only to tear them down (US taxpayers are sad just like Baby Jesus). There's too many horrors to discuss! So, keep listening as we read most of the most outrageous parts of this bill aloud. We dedicate this episode to Senator Ron Johnson, a true American patriot.