It's the premiere episode of Roxy Fever Season 5! Can you believe it? Five whole seasons! Definitely whole and never truncated, and of course we've always marked the beginning and end of each one. You think this is a new bit? I think it's you in fact who is new... new here!

Anyway, the regular season has started and the boys record live during the Canucks season opener. We're looking around the Western Conference trying to size up if Vancouver has a shot at the playoffs this year, breaking down the Jason Dickinson trade, and wondering if Jim Benning and Jim Rutherford are so different after all... PLUS: Wayne Simmonds clowns on Steve Simmons, and Jackson thinks he sees Vyas out in public.