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We do a full breakdown of "The Rift", (alleged) between JT Miller and Elias Pettersson. No stone is left unturned as we cite sources, data, and pack as much wild speculation into an hour and forty-five minutes as humanly possible.

Whoever wins, the Canucks continue to lose.

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We talked about a bunch of preseason bullshit, I guess. It's his popliteus.

We talk Edler's one-day contract, Dakota Joshua's cancer recovery, and Jackson gives his recap of the Young Stars Classic in Penticton. PLUS: David Quadrelli of Canucks Army drops by to explain goalies to us (again).

Ian Clark is out (sort of), Marco Torenius is in. Thatcher Demko is... out? Aanti Raanta is in? Maybe? Goalies continue to be fake. Also Podkolzin got traded for a 4th round pick. Does any of it matter? Who knows.

RIP Johnny Gaudreau, 1993-2024