This week the Enterprise is taken in for a tune up, while at Starbase Maintenance the crew engages in various activities of personal interests, including Commander Riker who finds himself the perfect woman on the holodeck. Soon Captain Picard joins him and he too becomes enamored with the Burnette. While everyone is distracted the Enterprise is stolen by Bynars, a race of aliens who are carrying out the computer's upgrade. Will Riker really fall in love with a fake woman? Why was Wesley left to oversee the Bynars? Is Worf really developing a sense of humor? Will the Enterprise be recovered? Find out the answers to all these questions and more on this week's episode of Hailing Frequencies Open.