Season Two of Dan Wakes Up Screaming is upon us. Phone the neighbors, wake the kids, tell your friends about your favorite podcast. Seriously, please, tell your friends about this podcast.

In this episode, Dan recalls some boorish behavior in college which resulted in a comeuppance of near-Biblical proportions. It's got to be one of the thirty best anecdotes we have about Dan acting like a jackass hero. Also Fed tries out a new wacky morning zoo crew persona, and Brian contributes almost nothing at all, as he had recently moved again, and was tired.

Female celebrities from the 80s discussed in this episode include Olivia-Newton John, Joyce Dewitt, Linda Ronstadt, Stevie Nicks, Christine McVie, and Kristy McNichol.

Music credits:

“Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

“Strina Calabrese” by Italian Village Music and Dance

“Hell Dog Rape” by Krebs

“The Second Homecoming” by sirqueue

“my other penis is a vagina” by mr&mrsBrian

“magical shower outrun” by pink

“Cock Block Disco (Live)” by Bit Shifter