as we approach episode 76 of this program, it’s looks as though, once again, I’ve got some good news and some bad news for all of us. For starters, I am sorry to say I have not been able to reach an agreement on my compensation package for teaching a course at the newly launched University Of Austin on the life’s work of Curt Low (see fig. 1). It saddens me that an institution that feigns dedication to free thinking and the search for truth is already kowtowing to what I like to call THE WOKE MOB (please, if you are going to use this phrase, credit me or else), but such is the world we live in. 

On the other hand, I am thrilled to announce I’ve partnered with another non-traditional school, Ashwood University in a bold attempt to recognize and prioritize life experience over CLASSROOM BRAINWASHING. The price list is attached (fig 2.) and with promo code DONTBRAINWASHMEBRO you’ll save 5% on your first degree or diploma.

(Due to an NDA I’ve signed with the University of Austin’s board of directors, I’m not able to discuss anything about the curriculum or my contract negotiations on this week’s show, however I did manage to scrape up about 2 hours of music at the very last moment).