An alleged "fan" of this program (don't worry, I know they dont' exist) wrote last wednesday asking, "now that Peter Thiel and X Æ A-12's Dad are co-presidents, would you like a slice of humble pie with your Soylent Green?"  Well, the joke's on you buddy because I DO NOT PLAY CLASSIC ROCK on this show and Soylent (tm) comes in LOTS OF COLORS besides green.  That said, I share the outrage of my fellow centrists / not-so-innocent bystanders over the DNC's dubious decision to pay millions upon millions of dollars to the reunited Deadsy in exchange for performing at campaign events.  In retrospect, this was not a very good idea and not only are society's most vulnerable left to deal with the fallout, but I'm stuck with an entire warehouse of "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Carlton Megalodon" bumper stickers (to be fair, even if Deadsy hadn't signed up for the gigs, these would've been a tough sell --- I understand they make automotive paint peel and there's not enough room on the sticker for a disclaimer).  What we're left with is of course, no laughing matter (much like the state of Deadsy's accounts before the recent windfall) and I hope this week's program reflects the gravity of the situation.