Hark! Praise! Today is Greasegiving! What a HOLY DAY. Today we learn every Truth, and witness the Greatest Story Of All Time. We honor Devon, for some reason. Also: there’s a psalm.

Invocation

Petitions for Glorious Congregants

Psalm: “Lil Sips”

Liturgical Reading: The Story of Revelation FEATURING Every Answer Ever

Concluding Remarks

Solos improvised by Al Piela https://alpiela.com/

We’ll see you in two weeks FRESH

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