BREAKING NEWS REPORT: New Years Resolutions Have Already Failed" ... We're only a few days into the new year, but people are already abandoning their resolutions. We'll discuss "why" and have a song to celebrate! PHIL MCCRAKIN with a story of a Wild Monkey who Rampages Through A Music Shop: Our Doofus of the Day is a Driver Uses Monopoly 'Get Out Of Jail Free' Card During Traffic Stop: Parents who are "tired" of their kids....and more!