Following the nationwide outage of the major cell phone carriers last week we talk to people who had a hilarious, embarrassing or panic-stricken attack because their phone service went down or they lost their phone; Tod Turdupme with a new form of D.W.I. DEFACATING WHILE INTOXICATED…. Drunk Passes Out On Gas Station Toilet: and ...things you are scared of that no one else is...

Today...Pick-a-Flick Friday...Celebrity "Who Said That" Julia Roberts tells the Daily Mail that she wouldn't star in __________ if the film were made today because of changes in societal views. A 38 Year Old Attorney named Mark Zuckerberg is suing Facebook for shutting down his Facebook account. Pamela Anderson talks about her chemistry with her co-star, Liam Neeson....and what came first...Obama or Paul Blart, Mall Cop!

Today...Woman Marries AI Groom, and Lou Safterafew has some questions; Woman Says She Broke Up With Her Boyfriend Because She Could Tell He Was Dreaming About Another Woman; Woman Questions Husband About Why He Is Receiving A 'You Up' Text From His Female Co-Worker; and a Woman Surprises Her Cheating Boyfriend On Their Anniversary!

It's Girl Scout Cookie Time again...."What's the funniest, weirdest or lamest thing a door-to-door salesperson has tried to sell you?" ... A woman says being crazy is her personality, not just an act...a Mom with The Worst School Morning Ever...and what famous female has Harvard aske to join the research team investigating the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS.

Today...''What's the funniest, weirdest or most disgusting thing you've seen a pizza topped with? Customer Finds Caterpillar In Texas Roadhouse Meal; TikToker Mocks Starbucks For Making "Bear Cups" So Scarce ..and celebrity Jack Black says ________ is his specialty

BREAKING NEWS REPORT: New Years Resolutions Have Already Failed" ... We're only a few days into the new year, but people are already abandoning their resolutions. We'll discuss "why" and have a song to celebrate! PHIL MCCRAKIN with a story of a Wild Monkey who Rampages Through A Music Shop: Our Doofus of the Day is a Driver Uses Monopoly 'Get Out Of Jail Free' Card During Traffic Stop: Parents who are "tired" of their kids....and more!

Hollyweird reporter Phil McCrackin has good news! Kevin Costner is in talks to play former President ________ in a TV series; Mark Wahlberg On 'The Family Plan 2; Glen Powell On 'The Running Man; Brendan Fraser On 'Rental Family' and what came first...Income taxes or the circus?

Today....Ladies...."What's the most "Man Thing" that your man does to drive you crazy? The Coldplay Kiss Cam Mistress Speaks Out; A Pink-Obsessed Woman LOVES Having A Colorblind Husband; TikTok star "Grandma Droniak" talks about her 'date' with a cute man who just moved into her retirement community....and A Detroit police officer shows up for a virtual court hearing without any pants on...

Today...Lou Safterafew…Twerking Woman Destroys Basketball Hoop; Mother Parodies Roxette Hit While Singing About The Power Of Her Side Eye 'Look' ; Mom Nearly Crashes Out On Daughter's First Day Of Kindergarten ; Mother Talks About How Hard It Is To Wake Teenagers Up For School; A Mother's Biggest Hack For Getting Her Children To Listen ...and what does FOMO mean?

Today...shopper recently found a frog in her salad kit from Kroger; Taco Bell Introduces Taco Holster Belt; How To Defend Starbucks Baristas From Bear Cup "Karens"; and Sabrina Carpenter says someone who wanted to impress her stole her ________