Today, Todd from the club tells us why Elon Musk has moved into a trailer in Memphis, Tennessee.... High School Seniors Suspended For Taping Freshman To Flagpole .. a Kindergarten Teacher Says Her Students Have ZERO Bathroom Skills ... An Effective Method For Parents To Get Their Kids Up For School ... and "Why Kids Need To Go To School: A Simple Explanation"

Today...L.F.I'know tells us the #1 "must have" for a tailgate party, plus a few other needs to make it interesting...Phill McCrackin reports on a new Dolly-GooGoo snack; A Woman Pranks A Red Lobster By Calling To Tell Them She Picked Up An Uber Order With A Live Lobster Inside ... Mom Reporter Dishes On Oreogate At School Causing Parental Divide ... and Officer Pulls Doofus Over For Buttering A Bagel While Driving ...

Today...the Top 10 Party Schools ... According to a new study ...Football Rituals That Shouldn't Exist...Tod From the Club tells us about a Doofus who called police after he mistakenly bought alcohol-free gin and tonic....What it says about mom and dad if your birthday is in September....and why you should not let chat gpt pick your games!

Today...Has your pet ever busted you doing something you shouldn't have been doing? ...A Woman Claims Her Hilariously Vicious Pocket Pooch Has Been Approved To Be Her Service Animal ... A Beach Bum Talks About How Special Dogs Are ... and why you should think twice before just letting anyone talk to you pets!

Snore Rooms are becoming a popular offering with new home builds...Are you currently in a sleep divorce or have you been in a sleep divorce? Mad Woman Calls Out Her Ex's Girlfriend For Dying Her Daughter's Hair Purple ... Woman Reveals How Her Tinder Date Asked Her To Follow His Rules Before Going On A Second Date ... Doofus Sends Wife's Bachelorette Party Stripper To The Wrong Address ... and what came first...the Road Runner or the TV Dinner?

Mom Reveals How She Failed As A Parent Taking Her Kids To Their First Day Of School ... an , Australia man was recently awarded $15,000 after slipping next to a wet floor sign at a McDonald's. ..A Nervous Woman Gets Pulled Over And Tells The Officer She Has Several Pounds Of Coke In Her Truck Bed ... and a Teacher Vents About The Most CLUELESS Parent She's Had A Conference With So Far This Year ...

Toady The Rapping Chef" Sings A Recipe To The Tune Of Ella Langley's "Choosin' Texas" ..Lou Safterafew says eating raw garlic has become popular with biohackers who claim it boosts energy, improves digestion and supports heart health...but it has a few downsides...Labor Day Weekend is the second biggest weekend of the year for barbecuing..."What secret ingredients do you include in your BBQ sauce?" What is the top choice of tailgaters when they grill out?

Would you rather travel with your pet or your partner? We ask that question as many prepare for the upcoming holiday travel season. Plus we begin and end with Labor Day and End of Summer celebration songs...one about things we will NOT miss when summer is gone! Todd from the club has our special "doofus of the day" and should every weekend be a 3-day weekend?

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Today...why is labor day the only holiday without a song? What came first lights, camera, or action. Happy Birthday to Google & Xena ...and what mash up CMT fans said they want to see when it comes to Pop vs Country! Plus movie reviews of Dog Stars and Coyote vs Acme...and when NOT to drive this weekend!