Today...a Tokyo, Japan woman was recently arrested for sewing her roommate's lips shut. Our Doofus of the day is a Man Who Replaces Nissan’s Oil With Maple Syrup...Todd From the Club tells us about How Russian Schools Now Require 17 Hours Of Basic Military Training...and...we offer The Ultimate Summer Thermostat Solution: THE FORT KNOX LOCKBOX!"

Tom Cruise allegedly wants one Latin "hottie" to record music for the Top Gun 3 soundtrack....John Cena talks about the premise of his film, 'Little Brother'. Tracy Morgan wants people to watch his series, 'Crutch', Jon Cryer says he's not sure if he will ever work with Charlie Sheen again. Nicolas Cage Talks About His Series, 'Spider-Noir' ...Robert DeNiro talks about his upcoming film, 'Focker-in-Law'.

Today LF I Know tells us about a New Dating Show called, “Little Singles”, is going that follows a group of little people trying to find love in Palm Springs....Following Taylor and Travis' elaborate wedding we ask..Do you know someone, who had their wedding at a tacky or weird location? Two party girls tell us the REAL problem with the dating scene....and our Doofus gets tricked out of a new truck by his girlfriend!

Florida man was recently arrested for stealing Smokey Bear signs from state parks. Do you know someone who stole or borrowed a street, public or a traffic sign? TikTok Mom Describes The Two Types Of Parents During Summer Break ... Man Bombs Job Interview After Citing Oreos As His "Biggest Weakness" .... A woman tries to hold her dryer in place as it starts vibrating all over her laundry room and walking by itself ...and...Man's Mom Calls Him At Work Because She Got Sprayed By A Skunk ...

Today, on the heels of the famous hot dog eating contest for the 4th of July....Have you ever gorged and ate an insane amount of food in one sitting? if you could overeat one thing...''What is the greatest (GOAT) fast food item of all-time and why? A Woman Impersonates An Annoying Influencer Reviewing Costco Bologna ... Chips Ahoy has launched a new Toy Story 5 cookie. and Phil McCrackin hopes the trend will continue...and a listener Questions Smoothie King's Priorities ...

Today a Man Receives Advice On Energy Drinks From A Questionable Authority ... Lou Safterafew tells about a would be criminal who gets caught because he smells worse than dirty clothes...Bathing Suit Malfunctions and....is it too hot to wear a Hoodie?

Today a combination of 4th of July Weekend, Pick a Flick Friday, and Hit The Road Friday! AAA says over 72 million Americans are expected to travel during the Independence Day holiday. Have you seen someone on a plane, who made themselves too comfortable? How Are Young People Celebrating America 250? Tim Allen on Toy Story 5.... and in the spirit of caring...."Hug A Hot Dog ... Before Joey Chestnut Gets To It"

The big day is supposedly tomorrow and we give you...AN INSIDE LOOK AT TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE'S WEDDING....plus one Woman Believes Taylor Swift's Madison Square Garden Wedding Is A Hoax ,,,our topic du jour...topless selfies... Why do you like or dislike shirtless selfies from guys? Phil McCrackin dishes the dirt...L.F. Iknow tells us how Viagra may save the world...and...French Fries...are they really sexual?

Today is July 1st, meaning 2026 is officially half over. We take a listener Survey: Is it better, worse, or pretty much what you expected when the year began? What embarrassing song do you exercise to that you don't want anyone to know about? TikTok Granny Says Her Nursing Home Wants To Kick Her Out For Partying ...AND our doofus of the day is a Girl Who Freaks Out After Locking Herself In A Chicken Coop ...

Today Doofus Delivery Robot gets caught in a police standoff and gets arrested; Favorite Ice Cream Treats; Pizza Wars have one major chain selling and Tod Turdupme Tells us another is experimenting with Drone Delivery; Lou Safterafew warns about "gassy" fruit at the grocery and a woman sings to her cheap bologna sandwich!