TACO BELL IS CLAIMING THAT THEIR FOOD IS MUCH SAFER THAT COOKING FOR YOURSELF AT HOME AND USING LETTUCE....and...a Woman Goes On A Hilarious Rant About Why Millennials Are Not Worried About Taco Bell's Parasite ...Man's Wife Considers It "Cheating" To Eat Tacos On Taco Tuesday Without Her ... Woman Finally Understands The Power Of Ranch Dressing Because Of The World Cup ... the Ceiling Falls Onto Diner At Texas Roadhouse ... and Lou Safterafew tells us where we can get Python Pizza!!

Today...Todd from the club reports on one man's recent trip to Florida and his encounter with the wildlife there...a Las Vegas man recently installed a _______ in his front yard to keep burglars away...Kids Songs we love to hate....And Our Doofus of the day Calls An Emergency Line To Request A Newspaper ...

Todd from the club tells us about a Massive 2,000-Gallon Fish Tank Explodes At Chicago Pet Store... Lou Safterafew reports on the Baby Cow Stealing The Spotlight At Chick-fil-A ...Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s new dog allegedly has a private chef ....and they took their dog with them on their honeymoon. Recent photos show the pooch emerging from Taylor's private jet ...Plus today is National "mutt" day!

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Today....Morning Show consultant L.F. I'know has discovered the World's Oldest Pole Dancer. A Woman's Ex Reimbursed Her For Cheating ... A Man's First Date Goes Viral Because She Asks Him To Pay For Her $120 Pedicure ... our doofus of the day is a Woman's Fiance Gets Maid Of Honor Pregnant ... and our question du jour... what have you done to get in or out of the doghouse?

Today...United Airlines and their new plan to eliminate middle seats to give other passengers more _______ room..funniest work uniforms and/or mascot costumes ...Woman's Kids Don't Quite Understand Her "Free Cuss Words" Assignment ... A Man Gets His Co-Workers To be as big of a doofus as he is...and Todd from the club reports on how watching TV can shrink your brain!

The results are in...Over 300,000 stadium hot dogs were eaten during the World Cup games, so what is your favorite hot dog topping? A Woman Says No Parasite Could Stop Her From Eating At Taco Bell ...Goober the Uber Driver tells us about runaway food and another drive thru wanna be star....plus... are we saying ...you want fries with that all wrong?

How far would you go to look younger? The NY Post says people in South Korea are injecting cadaver skin into their faces to look younger. A listener attacks everyone who has been giving her grief about how white she looks in a bathing suit. They question if she's a natural redhead...Tod Turdupme reports on a woman going viral because she recently swallowed her AirPods. and....This 52 year-old nurse was recently asked by a patient when she is "due."

Phil McCrackin tells us what it would take to get Nicole Kidman to join Tom Cruise in a remake of "Days of Thunder"...."What are the best and worst TV and movie catchphrases of all time and why? Kevin Hart Talks About His New Comedy '72 Hours' ,,,Our celebrity doofus is Larry David On ''Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'' ... and a listener review of The Odyssey" .. The movie finished first at the weekend box office with $124.5 million

Phil McCrackin reports that Jelly Roll allegedly has his sights set on Kelly Clarkson. Prankster Makes Her Husband Order An "Al Pacino Dunkaccino" From Dunkin ... The Cyclospora parasite continues to dominate much of the news cycle. Sooo we announce a new dating app to unite singles based on their dangerous eating habits! A grandmother recently livestreamed her son's affair on Facebook Marketplace while trying to sell a recliner.....and what are your kissing pet peeves?'