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Breaker, breaker, this is WAR1974 broadcasting live from Las Vegas! 

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I assume cheers went up around the world at that. Merry Christmas everyone! May you all be safe and sound and warm and full of good cheer, merry and bright, whatever sounds most festive. 

Speaking of festive, I did find a Christmas record and while I’ve been indulging myself most days with whatever music I can—I finally got to play those records I picked up in West Virginia, so I’m glad I took them—it occurred to me that you, dear listener, may not have had the same luxury. So, here you go, a Christmas medley to bring you that holiday spirit: 

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[Christmas music plays, Whiskey hums occasionally]

Merry Christmas, world. 

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