Child transformation! Spooky, scary. Boys becoming scaly, dads becoming sad. Enjoy the first Story channeled through our scabby assistant groundskeeper, Devon.

The service to this glorious Story was crafted in conjunction with humble patron and VIP Story Glory Guard Congregant Dakota V! The Story’s gonna getchya, heh heh.

Our Virtuous Guest Preacher: Danny Tamberelli (The Adventures of Danny and Mike podcast, Insta @dannytamberelli)

Story Housecalls

Invocation

Psalm: “The Dogs of Marital Success”

Liturgical Reading: “The Book of Keith”

Mariba’s Gift

Next service is in two weeks, heh heh.

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