Drug dealer Doug Dealer (Shannon Lahaie) discovers his client dead in their home, face down in a vat of marinara sauce, and home in ruins.

He talks about his PowerPoint school in the rec centre, his teacup pig, and the hilarious wig-based antics of one of his students. Then Chomson, a real stickler for the rules, describes HIS experience that night - sitting in a car, eating his own vat of sauce.