This episode is jessamyn, me, and a collective inability to stay focused, as we discuss hiring frimble, choosing usernames, beverage routines, hidden double-reverse-sexism in Wikipedia charts, how to hand change to a customer, and also some stuff about MetaFilter. This episode covers May 3 through June 2 and runs just under two hours. Helpful Links Podcast Feed Subscribe with iTunes Direct mp3 download Misc - oldest people ever (but what about the men) - no thanks, I'm too emotionally dead to still care about confirm shaming - Hello Kittypede - Baggage Reclaim - the Romanian origins of Numa Numa - this fucking squirrel, man - my cat is not named Bodie Jobs - MeFi tech - UX Designer by spicynuts - bonus: gov't job in Portland, OR Projects - Metafilter MultiFavorited Multiwidth — Chrome Extension by Deathalicious - So, I got bypassed by pjern - 99% Invisible Site Redesign by Uncle Glendinning - Link finding things by ignignokt - A pun generator by candasartan (MeFi Post) - That's Not How Things Work by escape from the potato planet MetaFilter - It's 2016 and I put nothing past anyone. by BuddhaInABucket - pun mashup thread by Krom Tatman - Farewell, Mr. Bunting by dabug (of which, a comment by schmod) - Bottle Flip For the Ages by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates - gnfti's tremendous bottle-flip emoticon by goodnewsfortheinsane - Solo la frunza de nuc by teponaztli, following some MetaTalk chatter - Click TANE to continue by spinda - Hello! by not_on_display - BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI by Greg Nog - Caramel sugar by daisyace - EVERYBODY COME PLAY THIS GAME SERIOUSLY STOP READING ABOUT THE PODCAST AND JUST COME PLAY IT WE'RE ALL HAVING A GREAT TIME JOIN US JOIN US ONE OF US OOOOONNNNEEE OOOOFFFF UUUUUSSSSS by cortex - CHOOSE FROM HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE HEADS by jessamyn - Is This Rock Safe for Your Bush? by middleclasstool Ask MetaFilter - Bring the best of the world to my home reno! by evadery - Unique Victorian Bat Wedding Dress - where to start? by hillabeans - The meaning of "sure" regionally by soylent00FF00 - a comment by cortex - How to hire ethnically diverse employees? by Anonymous - I can't handle my friend's kid-- and increasingly, my friend by Anonymous Music Featured in this episode: - Sapphic Melody by bfootdav - The Lost City of Flesh Eating Robots by CarrotAdventure - Move Right Now by comealongpole - China Doll by greenish - Early Riser by gorbichov - Cuidado by ignignokt MetaTalk - Keep MeFi Weird went over well: 169 posts and counting - Wrestling Entrance Theme Music MetaTalk by Greg Nog - Say hello to our new tech person, frimble! by cortex - Slack Blog discovers Ask v Guess by matildaben - The role of libraries in a democracy by Johnny Wallflower - MeFi Callendar of (Unofficial) Events by filthy light thief - "for some people, the trainwrecks are their favorite." by jessamyn - Inline Flag Notes (Take 2) by pb - "This is all we are" - Goodbye, Wolof by fraula