Extraordinary stuff from messrs Carragher and Neville in weekend fixtures at Craven Cottage and Anfield, so we've stripped the comments down and, as always, attempted remain balanced in the analysis of the analysis.

Elsewhere, two landmarks were reached in the top and bottom tiers of English football. In his 94th consecutive Premier League outing, Kasper Schmeichel hit 400 at Leicester, while James McKeown now holds the record as Grimsby Town's all-time leading appearance-maker for a goalkeeper.

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