Kells Irish Pub. You would think it would be a possessive proper noun, wouldn't you? Kell's? No? Are we the only nerds who listen to this podcast? Screw you guys. Whatever.

This is the story of Kells Irish Pub. Come for the ghosts, stay for: the orthodontists of the legal world; delicious toast; you’re not the straight man, right?; Sioux-veneers; fort support; little toesies in this bag; now we have no broth; the City Slickers rule; is that a dark roast?; and smugshot.

Sources:

1. https://thehauntedplaces.com/the-haunted-history-of-kells-irish-pub-in-seattle/
2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Ray_Butterworth
3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Hazzard