This week, we review Tiptoes, a movie with no protagonist, and a whole lot of problems. We're going to keep this write up short, and get right into the yelling:

Totally made up little people defense league! Pregnancy panic! Exchanging expectoration in a park full of pee-wees! Secret soiree sexies behind see-through walls!  Jewish wedding jokes! Destroying the door of the doctor’s! Crying for chromosomes! Breastfeeding baby booze! Gary Oldman gets the gig! White girls with cornrows! Crying blanket Chipotle! Foregoing the pump and dump! Flabby action heroes, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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