Today we talk about Fair Game, starring one of the last great sultans of thespianism, William "Billy" Baldwin. What an unfortunate face he has.

Coworker and competing counselor want Crawford in a thong! Mom molly whopping her minor! Discharging on dude’s ding-dong! Chris, the internet boob sleuth! Leaving the little girl after leaving her mom! Crackin’ Cubans in a cab! Smelly steam-train sexies! Villain do svidaniya voicemail violence! Max making vaggy mince-meat! Baldwin-breeding! Crawford cartridge catastrophes! Sunrise beach-run tropey opens! Inexplicable explosions! Railing on the rail! Penis prayers at the Dick Church, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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