This bonus episode is meant to introduce you to the sneaky historical fact that at one time cookbooks were invented that only worked WITH A SPECIFIC INGREDIENT. What form of sorcery is this, you ask? I respond maniacally, "Capitalism!!" And while Carnation Milk is not the devil per se, it doesn't exactly scream "Healthy!!"

Listen in as this wonderful woman sneaks in the need for Carnation Milk at the very end!

Here is an explanation of just what the heck Carnation Milk is!

Here is an example of a hungry puppy who drank the milk STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN! GADZOOKS! But, Dr. Elaine provides an answer to the worried pet owner, just in the nick of time!

And finally, bless her heart, a raunchy jingle about Carnation Milk by a precious grandma. Cannot wait till I get that age so I can raunch my life away!