Have you ever thought the sun was a UFO? We talk about that, hitting on girls when you barely meet them, crazy lovers, how women appreciate compliments from other women more than from men, being too white for IDs, all the work that goes into dat ass, spiting your enemies by looking good, procrastinating, annoying neighbors, legitimate reasons for moving out in a day, secret meth-heads, fitting cocaine into your diet, Drag Race, being triggered (for real), assuming someone's appearance based on their nickname, wanting your friends to peg you, having your mom buy you clothes, strange asian-store habits, duck eggs, being too weak to open jars, the worst vehicle to show up to parties in, double-seat bikes (or whatever they're called), masturbating as you drive, dreams of a future barn, almost getting hit with a hammer, hard labor (kind of), 14 year old parties at Mary Jane's old house, invading your kid's privacy, crying over the phone over heartbreak, retarded ponies, farting on the first sleepover, f*cking with bees, thinking a spider bit you, almost blowing up your microwave, & the origins of 69.99.

 

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