In this episode:

Dave takes Joel to Slayer SchoolSlayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlorAmon Amarth becomes Amen AmarthThe bois talk waiting through the opening bandJoel catches up with Coheed & CambriaModern prog band names are discussedThe Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentiousScott Ian from Anthrax is revealed to be a bird (this is a fact)Dave Mustaine wishes you a happy birthdayDeath Cab For Cutie welcomes to you the fascist state of Portland, Oregon(?)We get ADDITIONAL birthday greetings from Hitler and the Red Hot Chilli PeppersFinally, Billy Corgan is under your bed, harboring a dark secretDave confides his number one pet peeve to Joel, who doesn’t exploit it in any way.