We’re back from Stillwater with our hats (barely), some emotional damage (mild), and all the stories you didn’t know you needed. Mary Kate’s husband threw his phone in a gas station trash can.

We unpack concert chaos, shady girls from 2006, what makes a “tricky person,” and why everyone’s ex is somehow still at The Penny. Plus, book déjà vu, charcuterie carts, GPS betrayals, and a burrito that, allegedly, slaps harder than a sissy fight.

There’s no real structure. But there is a lot of laughter, light cussing, and one honest question: Why would anyone want to listen to us?
Answer: Because it’s a group chat—and you’re invited.