So we joined. Yep. Pretty much that simple. The films just weren't enough for us. We had to see it for ourselves. Did they actually have a mecha-panda warrior underneath the temple? Would they show me the magic required to turn everyday swans into sexy blonde Helen Keller? Could I take a crack at the pokemon duel with master trainer Hitler? All these questions and more will be generally avoided in this week's episode. PRAISE THE TENDRIL