Church of the Unkind Laughing Thing

We had so much fun, so we had to go back one more time, and we had to bring an old friend.

So we joined. Yep. Pretty much that simple. The films just weren't enough for us. We had to see it for ourselves. Did they actually have a mecha-panda warrior underneath the temple? Would they show me the magic required to turn everyday swans into sexy blonde Helen Keller? Could I take a crack at the pokemon duel with master trainer Hitler? All these questions and more will be generally avoided in this week's episode. PRAISE THE TENDRIL

Our journey is finally ending. The last film is nigh. Are there any actual laws of the universe to be found here? Not remotely. But it matters not, for our dark deed is finished.

Ohk Happy Science. We see you. Actually busting out a few recurring characters that aren't just Hermes with his shirt off in this one. Color me impressed. I love seeing people develop as artists. Master Okawa, chalk one up in the most improved column. It's still trash though. PRAISE HIS SPINDLY NAME!!!!

Are you ready for some three film continuity? Neither were the writers at Happy Science. This week we kick off the final trilogy of our time spent analyzing the HS films with something so disastrous, there's no way the sequel could possible be worse. PRAISE THE SPINDLY ONE!!!

Do you think that you don't like China. Well, unless you are accusing them of literally the baddest bad thing from reddit on them you really don't have anything on the Happy Science cult. So pull up a few and have a laugh with us at their expense. Praise the spindle!!

Iron the hemp and straighten the pews (and sister Nick if at all possible). Friar Hunter is back in town to help us satirize the 2009 happy science straight to laser disk anti-classic: The Rebirth of Buddha!

Never before - and I suspect never again - will a film make me as irrationally angry as The Laws of Eternity. The magnitude of this plot hole with subtitles stared as the water planet in Interstellar. Iron your cloak and gird your loins. It's going to be a bumpy service.

Listen. This one got away from us a bit - but we can't be blamed. The film was completely buck wild. So pull up a pew and praise the one who spindles.

I hope you like laws - because we're about to have a lot of them. Of course by laws I don't mean that there will be any actual laws, but instead we will just use the word laws a lot. Also there is no sun. PRAISE BE!