The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take to the sea, where Lisa gave us her version of “These Gay*s (* Heather) are trying to murder me!” Bronwyn was fashionably late, sporting questionable fashion. Meredith straddled the fence like Britani straddles Jared every time she commits to 30 days of no contact. And Angie carried around a barf bucket and got tucked into a bed of ice. Time to do a shot of good tequila before you transition to Vida, brush your hair into a beret, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

REDDIT LINKS RAMONA MENTIONED RE BRONWYN LEGAL STUFF. H/T to r/KatOrtega118 for all her investigative reporting:

"Bronwyn’s criminal history seemingly confirmed"

"Legal Updates, Sealed Records (Part 1 of 2)"

"Legal Updates, Defamation (Part 2 of 2)"