After a drive this morning in Rizzo's new Buick Park Avenue Ultra, we got things going with Opening Audio...Custard and gravy pies? Well, 2500 of them went missing...At first, we didn't like the idea...But gravy and custard? Not a bad combo...Do you wish you were a hippopotamus for Christmas? Well one man does...No worries my friend...You will find your hippo one day...A woman always wanted to be a dog...So much that she made her family call her Bella and she peed on the floor...Never saw cat tartar on the menu for 2024...A woman was arrested after she was caught eating a cat...She had fur on her lips when she was arrested...Judge Mathis pulled a gun on city workers outside of his home...He was mad that city workers were blocking him "so he says" ...There is now a criminal investigation happening...You can take Mathis out of the streets...But you can't take the street out of Mathis...Mike Tyson was offered $700 million by the Saudi Royals for a rematch with Jake Paul...Only clause is that he has to knock him out in under 3 min in the first round...Mattel has been sued over the wicked.com fiasco on the back of the dolls...There was rumor of a recorded OJ confession but it turned out not to be true...The Queen of England has 6 women that follow her into restrooms and make sure that her #2 flushes...We discussed a 100 year old Home Depot worker named Jolita who was a dancer in her day...She doesn't want a man her age...You better be ready to handle her...Ozzie Osbourne is an apple junkie...He eats over 30 apples a day...We thought it would be steel cut oats but it's not...Sylvester Stallone broke up with Kathy Bates via a letter with Fed-Ex...The CEO of UnitedHealthCare was gunned down this morning in Manhattan...College boys are advised to stop using honey on their junk to enhance their performance...The 2nd most visited Wikipedia page of 2024 was Kamala Harris...Drew Barrymore continues being odd...Britney Spears moved to Mexico and she thinks she is 5yrs old...We played the oldest recorded songs in history...Mr. Thompson's Old Gray Mule...This recording is not old, so check it out...Here is the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!