How did they ever make a sequel to THE THING? Poorly. Tune in as D and Andrew roll back the clock to 1982 (sort of) and see the incredibly-similiar-to-what-would-subsequently-occur events leading up to the good THING. And get really bored. And consider watching better movies instead. But, hey, Teen Wolf Too couldn't take down our intrepid hosts, MATTHIJS VAN HEIJNINGEN JR.'S THE THING BEGINS can't either.