The stimulus package has been passed and the checks are being printed as we speak. Congress has decided to dish out 600 dollars this time around, trimming it in half from the $1200 checks given back in March. Also cut in half since march, the amount of times I've had sex with a girl, just kidding you can’t cut zero in half. Everything in our culture continues to be politicized with the latest on the list being the rollout of the COVID vaccine. AOC and Marco Rubio were some of the first Americans to receive the vaccine which angered many people, mainly all the ugly politicians who weren’t invited to the photo-op. Martin Shkreli breaks a heart, My retirement account grows, Americans are 600 dollars richer so make sure to stick around as we debut our get richer faster course for the one time fee of 599.99.