This week on Car Talk, alas poor Yousef. His fiancee called him a sap, after he fell for a recommendation that he use special "high mileage oil" in his Saturn. Will Tom and Ray be any more sympathetic, or will they try to sell him the Brooklyn Bridge? Elsewhere, Maggie's hand-me-down Buick is shaking while climbing; Nick's fuel pump is buzzing after the car is turned off; and Jason's brakes are squealing--when he's not stepping on them. Also, on Stump the Chumps, we find out if Tom and Ray correctly diagnosed Todd's backfiring LTD, and got his neighbor and girlfriend to start speaking to him again. All this, plus a few classic Bulwer-Lytton Ccontest winners for bad fiction writing, and lots more, this week on Car Talk.