Our show is even more of a mess than usual: Paul's Toyota is dripping oil on his pants while he drives and Suzanne's husband's Ford is leaking gas and stinking up the house. 'Clean up in aisle 4' with the 'Mop-a-lot-zi Brothers' on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

What's in a middle name? Most of us got stuck with a simple middle name that belonged to an ancestor or maybe Mom's favorite bookie. But our Technical Advisor, John Bugsy, Sebastian, Mr. Height, Free Lunch, Sweet Cheeks, Donut Breath, Twinkle Toes, Make-That-Two-Triple-Cheeseburgers Lawlor got a doozy! How did he earn them all? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

In Car Talk's version of our dystopian future, all cars are designed by the French, with wiring by the British and emissions systems by Volkswagen. In Kathy's dystopian present her Chevy is already in regular communications with nearby banking systems technology. Can Click and Clack rescue us from the 'rise of the machines'? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

Reverend Tim's passengers think that he should own up to the real origin of the unholy smell in his Nissan, but the good Reverend called on a higher power for his Sentra salvation. Too bad he got a wrong number and ended up on our show instead! Will a well-placed air freshener deliver Reverend Tim to the promised land? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

Lindsay from Virginia thinks that her hubby, Bill, is trying to sabotage her admittedly 'uncool' Chevy Malibu. Will Click and Clack give Lindsay the straight dope or will they be just be regular dopes and try to help hubby out here? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

Judy from Colorado has a delicate issue on her hands involving her husband who insists on warming up his car for several minutes every morning(just like dear old dad did). Click and Clack, realizing the multiple implications of this for our environment and hubby's psyche, have the perfect, measured response. Check out the Freudian slip-ups on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

On this episode of CSI Car Talk, officers Click and Clack don't need no stinking badges to stare down a serial killer! But wait: Is Lena from El Paso guilty of being a serial clutch murderer? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

Allen is a private detective in Tennessee. He's doing surveillance in his parked car -trying not to be noticed- when all of a sudden his windshield wipers develop a mind of their own. Was Allen's cover blown? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.

It's 'National Take Your Brother to Work Day' on this episode of the Best of Car Talk. Ray tries in vain to show Tommy how to be a more professional-sounding NPR host -or at least how to fake it more convincingly.

Norma has put over 700,000 Miles on her GM truck driving trailers across the US for 12 years. Somewhere along the way the truck developed a starting problem that Norma has gone to elaborate lengths to overcome. Find out what's normal for Norma on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.