Remember: Purkley Katzman was ground up by a bunch of gears. It was his own dang fault for not being gear-proof. Today, we share some of Purkley’s stupid, STUPID Stories, so we might remember: he got ground up by a bunch of gears.

Invocation

Psalm: Fuck You, Purkley

Story: “More More More More MORE Stories”

Concluding Prayer

Come back in two weeks and we’ll all forget Purkley Katzman was ever alive, let alone ground up by a bunch of gears.

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