It was a carnival of toxic couples on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week! Britani & Jared took the gold, Bronwyn & Todd landed silver, and Lisa & John secured the bronze. Meanwhile, while the congregants of The Church of Satan choked down Vida Tequila, Mary’s congregation came alive under her freshly painted golden arches (ba, da, ba-ba-ba)! Time to inappropriately badger Bronwyn for a piece of her jewelry in a moment of extreme vulnerability, limp up to a chapel in a walking boot & mini skirt, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!